The ladies' room beat = really boring?

Thanks to the SFWA dumbassery going on right now I learned about Scribd, which is best described as Flickr for text files. Thanks to Scribd, I got to read the criminal complaint against Larry Craig. Thanks to that file, I am pondering what it must be like to have the public lewdness beat in the Minneapolis PD. And now it's only a matter of time before that shows up somewhere.