1. Clean up your room. Yes, there is a flat surface and a place to sit...but the rest of it looks like a dumpster. Remember that you thought this even before seeing Lee's post.
2. Post my thoughts on BASS 2005. (One of my favorite stories from it is reviewed here.)
3. Now that the druid is 60 and the gnome has a mechanostrider, don't come up with some stupid arbitrary new goal in that damn game. And let's not even discuss this damn game.
4. Get your sister to start watching Family Guy, offering this as a good reason.